HEY SHAKE THAT BOOTY, GET DOWN & DO THAT DOOTAY!!

Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere

Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere 
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere 

Rockin' everywhere, Rockin everywhere.....

I found you MS NEW BOOTY

Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit the playas club for 'bout a monff or 2
Put his hand on it then see what he do

                                   (Bubba Sparxx f/Ying Yang Twins)

Speakers blaring and bass bouncing to the clapping of a big 52-inch butt jiggling to the sounds is the way that many males wish and love to spend a weekend night. The sound of the music, not to mention the sights of the bodies gyrating to the sounds, is a lullaby that will rock many a male into a slumber of peeling off dollars from their roll of ones wrapped under two or three twenty dollar bills and their losing of all respect for a female. The strip club is a place to hang out, get away from the bump and grind of the everyday and enjoy the sounds and relax...right? How many ladies will tell their significant other to go hang at one of these clubs and not feel a certain uneasiness about that decision? Now, with the answer being understood, the next question is why? He is just going to hang out with his friends and have a shot or two or three of Henny and then come home to me! Why would a woman feel unsure about agreeing that her b/f (boyfriend) or hubby can visit this establishment without concern of what occurs when he is there or be upset when she discovers that this is where he has been?

Pay close attention ladies as I am about to hip y'all to some insider information that you otherwise would not be privy too, although you probably intuitionally (my new made-up word) know already! When we go to the strip club we are going for a reason. True enough very man loves watching Cherokee D'Ass, Mowett Ryder, Beaty Dior or Ms. Cleo shake what their momma gave 'em but it goes deeper than that (thats what she said (guys will get that))! It is not to listen to music....just to hang out...just to watch the girls and drink...or just to get away and have some quiet time! Personally i am not a fan of the strip club or of strippers as I think it's a waste of money to go see a woman jiggle around on stage, go back to a small room ad have her slide all over you with the germs and juices from her last ten, two minute dances and then go back to the table -$30.00. I have bills to pay and gas to put in my car and if I'm paying a stripper then one or both of those things is going to have to go. Now, I understand that strippers must make a living also but if I am paying a womans bills she damn well better be my wife, a family member or one of those woman on the lat night infomercial that you sponsor! 

Most men frequent the strip club because honestly it is one of the ways to be able to shop for a willing participant to some unattached sex. Whether married or in a relationship there are men that get the urge for some "strange" as they call it. You have basically three choices: 

1. Call an ex.

2. Call an escort or ride around to the prostitution block of town (normally MLK wherever you      

    live).

3. Go to the strip club and window shop.

Now option #1 is a strike most of the time because thats an ex so although you may have been apart for some time she still isn't "strange". Option #2 is too expensive with an escort and most men are cheap. Option#2 is also unattractive in the sense of saying prostitute makes US feel cheap and sort of scummy. That brings us to option #3...the skripp club! this is the normal winner because we can go there and shop like at a brothel as their is always a Baskin-Robbins assortment of pleasure on display. It may cost you a little...it may cost you a lot...but either way it's gonna cost ya. Once the choices made then it's time to get down to business in the Champagne Room where the bartering will begin. The cheaper the establishment, the cheaper and more wide open the action is going to be inside of the club.

Over 2.400 strip cubs exist in the U.S and they employ over 200,00 women. 200,00!! Can you believe that there are that many women that will degrade themselves on a nightly basis just to have someone "make it rain" on them and push money that has been God only knows where into her available orifices as they cop a cheap feel? I have befriended some women and men that have been or are strippers and they seem to be some of the loneliest people around. The woman don't like men and the men don't like women and I wonder then why do what you do? The answer is always the same...Money, money, money monayyy....MONAYYY!!! I have done some strange things in my time and it hasn't ever been for cash (that I can remember) so I don't agree with the subscription that they strip only for the duckets, the dinero, the cream, the Benjamins, the cheddah, the simoleons, the moolah, the dolla-dolla bills y'all! I think strippers are attention whores that simply want the attention from whomever seems to be available at 2am with no life and a pocket full of 1's. Some strippers would strip for the approval of "how good I and my body look" as they are empty inside. The fact that a person has to pay to look at me grease a pole with my sweat and tears is so self-serving to a stripper that it makes them feel good about themselves until they go back to the dingy, crowded locker room loaded with boas and size 5 stilettos and look in the mirror at how life has defeated them and they haven't even made it 40. They don't strip for the money...they strip for the adoration that their "clients" pay them by faithfully coming in every night or weekend to see them "perform". They are the only one that  knows what their life outside of the club entails.

I hear younger people frequently saying that they have a dream of stripping when they turn 18. It makes me wonder why is THAT a dream? Out of all the other things in life you could be, you choose pole-gyrator as #1 on your list? It's amazing how even as young adults that the already blurred decision making is so driven by the vision of money. When that so called dream is reached then what happens? You strip until your body AND looks fail, until gravity sets in to those once youthful, bouncy parts of your body, until you cant make enough money to pay your rent and keep your lights on, you lose your regulars to the new "pert" dancer that has started at the club last week or until you finish paying your way thru college? Whatever the answer is, it is still the wrong answer! 

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JOBS TO UNVEIL NEW iPHONE4G

Steve Jobs is set to unveil the 4th generation iPhone Tuesday at Apples Worldwide Development Conference. Jobs speaking about the new item stated today in a preview "beyond a doubt the most precise thing, and one of the most beautiful we've ever made." The new phone is 24% thinner than the 3GS, includes a front-facing camera and a noise-cancelling mic. Jobs, who is known for introducing many new gems at the conference, noted that along with the new iPhone the NetFlix app will also be unveiled, version 4.0 of the program that powers the phone as well as a new version of the Safari browser (complete list of new features below). The phone is to be released in July 2010.

A few features of iPhone 4G:

Unified Mailbox (all email accounts in one area).

Application folders.

New wallpaper/background options.

A new, sleeker body design.

OLED screen.

Multi-Tasking. (use multiple functions at once without going in and out of apps).

iChat camera (on the front so you can have video chat!!!).

32G (basic) and 64G of memory. You're sure to never run out.

Removable Battery.

Hi Definition Camera.

Hi Definition Camcorder.

Hi Definition audio.

Messaging light.

True GPS built in.

(list courtesy of hubpages.com)

VIRGINIA TEACHER & CHILD PORN

Fauquier County, Virginia Middle School teacher Scott Howe has been found Guilty after a bench trial on charges of three counts of producing child pornography. After a call by his landlord to local police led to officers finding marijuana plants growing on the back deck of Howes' home police then obtained a search warrant and while searching the home found 9 videos of Howe and the student engaging in various sex acts that occurred in his classroom and also bathroom on the campus of the middle school. The alleged victim, a 15 year old student, stated that Howe provided him with marijuana and alcohol and he knew that the encounters were taped. The relationship is said to have began after the student, who was referred to Howe for special tutoring, requested that Howe help him find a female third-party for sexual activity. Howe was convicted for using a video camera to record sex acts and will serve 17.5 years in virginia State prison for producing child pornography.

FORSYTH COUNTY NC TEACHER PLEADS GUILTY TO SEX CHARGES

In the sentencing phase of what has become a very fashionable charge recently in our school system the Honorable Judge Patrice Hinnant speaking to defendant Amy Yarbrough stated "as a teacher, the court would expect the words of a teacher would be like a fountain of information. The lips of a teacher should be used to dispense knowledge, not to perform oral sex."  Yarbrough pled guilty to Felony charges in Forsyth County criminal court before Judge Hinnant and will spend 24-30 months in the custody of the State of North Carolina as part of a split sentence plea. Yarbrough is still employed as a teacher at Atkins High School, although she has been on suspension since December 2009 when she was caught by staff members in a compromising position almost nude with a student in her classroom during a basketball game that was held at the school. Terms of the plea have Yarbrough having pled guilty to 7 counts of Sexual Activity with a Student and 3 counts of Indecent liberties with a Student. Upon release she will be required to serve an additional 36 months on Supervised Probation with six months being served on Intensive probation, where she will have certain stipulations that she will have to adhere to based upon court and probation officer recommendations. Registration as a sex offender is also a must for the defendant so that her whereabouts can be known. Yarbrough stated at sentencing that she disgraced an honorable profession and she hoped to have the strength to deal with the consequences.

The Forsyth County School Board will meet June 22, 2010 to make a final ruling as to whether the suspended teacher will be fired.

GREENSBORO MURDER

A story continues to develop in reference to the latest Guilford County murder of 2010. The crime looks to have occurred on or about Pisgah Church Road in Greensboro. No word yet on the victim and/or suspect at this point but I will continue to follow leads as they become available and keep you updated.

MAKING A MAN EYE CATCHING

       What truly measures the value of a man? Is it his looks, his wit, his earning potential, his arms, his lips, his sexual prowess, his brain or none of the above? As men we attempt to place our best foot forward every day, especially in business and personal endeavors, so that we can make a lasting first impression. As first impressions can only be made once, we want to ensure that it is just right and women remember us for something. Now when we move past the first impression then it brings to mind what is it that she will remember? My physical attributes or my mental savvy? My flash for attire or is it more than that because she is a well put together woman herself so she sees deeper than what is just visually eye catching?

        Answer to that is your attire. Ask any woman what she notices first about a man and she will comment its how he is dressed. When he gets close, it’s his shoes. Even closer, it’s his hands and nails. Thought I didnt know that huh ladies? 

"Clean shirt, new shoes

and I don't know what I am gonna do.

Silk suit, black tie,

I don't need a reason why."

ZZ TOPP

I see males all the time spending money on clothes and rims and cars in order to garner attention from the suitors that they feel are worthy.  There is an old saying that “clothes don’t make the man, the man makes the clothes”…but I think that saying like a lot of things in this age have begun to get lost in translation. Many men should understand that you dress nicely because you want to ensure that you feel good about you. It should have nothing to do with impressing anyone. Dressing for success is something that goes a long way. I am a watcher of the public to the fullest as it gives me great material to write about and also analyze why we do WHAT we do as people. When it comes to watching females and how they interact with others it is an entirely different world from how males act. Think about it, how many women do you see that go out of their way to dress alike? It doesn’t matter whether they are cheerleaders, crew members, bus drivers, members of the same private sector that calls for them to dress alike; still there is a flair that they employ that is so subtle but stands out so drastically that they don’t look like drones.

        

        

Today’s man, on the other hand, seem to follow the same suit (and not a custom made one) when it come to fashion.  Teens and up to twenty five year old males will sport the same garbage- bag -size jeans accented with a tee that resembles more of Ms. Celies dress than a true t-shirt. When it comes to t-shirts I think of how James Dean, Clint Eastwood and even Bowser wore them. White, clean and just tight enough to hold a pack of smokes in the upper arm area when the tee is folded ever so crisply.  Twenty-five to thirty-five year olds seem to attempt to gather their pants closer and may even add a sport coat when going out but then they still are using the “Timbs” as the final top-off of the outfit. I’m sorry but boots never scream classic style or “welcome to the restaurant sir may I check your jacket”. This look is one that emits ‘I am trying the professional look but still not sold….Where the hell is my book bag?”Not to forget the later in years males that have yet to grasp that being a forty-year-old man means that you have beat the statistics and in a great way because you are still alive. You still come into contact with the forty-year old that only wears jerseys (NFL, NHL, MLB & THROWBACK NBA). Instead of spending $300-$1,000.00 on a jersey that Dr. J wore spend that loot on a nice tailored Trio suit, a new  Jos A. Bank Signature Gold French Cut shirt, and a nice pair of Cole Haan Ventician Shoes and then step out and and watch how the women that know fashion comment on your style and flair. Works much better than Timberland boots, a loose pair of jeans that everyone else wears,  a $4.00 t-shirt that last 3 washes before the neck becomes bacon-shaped-like and it allows you to meet a woman of substance. If I could wink right know to readers I would!! The man of style is a look that never goes out of fashion! Cue ZZ Topp!!

Step it up guys and become….gentlemen!!! :)

MOM & BIG-MOMMA-IZZIMS

LIFE & MOM-QUOTES

When I was a kid I was always told by my mother that “Birds of a feather flock together”! I always walked away wondering “what the hell does that mean and why does she keep telling me that every time one of my friends comes around”?lol Regardless of how her words perplexed me, she always held my hand and guided me through all the rough patches, whether it be verbally, physically or emotionally.

Now as an adult, older, wiser and way more tolerant to mature wisdom i realize that I have a friend now that fits this mold to a “T”, whatever that means. He and I used to hang out and visit each other’s homes and our children would play together for the past four to five years. Now recently, this friend has been in contact with a childhood friend of his and they have really been hanging tightly. A year ago the friend was implicated in a very serious crime and whom else does he implicate than this friend that we have in common. The friend had no idea what the situation was about, when it occurred and why his friend would bring him into it. After being picked up and questioned by local police, jailed, bonded out, indicted and finally receiving the benefit of the doubt from the prosecutor had his matters dismissed. During the interim because of the nature of the charges and the length of them being pending in the court system this friend lost a well paying job, friends in the community that abandoned him and most of all his wife and family.  I stuck by him because I had a gut feeling that he couldn’t have actually done what he was accused of. After talking for a while and getting the skinny on the whole ordeal he finally broke down and explained that he had nothing to do with it and was sick that he had lost all that he had because of his friend.  I then had to drop the famous line from my Mom on him….Birds of a feather….he perked up and said that his Mom used to say the same thing to him and he never understood until this moment now. Are there any other “Mom & Big-Momma-Izzizms” that you have never understood until life presented it to you? Let me know.