Saturday, November 13, 2010

Rugby Animal Sex

Rugby players are rumored to be the most athletic, toughest players of any sport on earth. With that type of reputation you figure they are guys that work hard so in turn they play hard and party hard! One would think that a rugby party has to be the epitome of the party scenes from the movie Old School, right! Gotta be some wild stuff going on!  So whats the wildest thing that you have done after tossing back a few at a friends party? Kiss someone, get nude, pray to the porcelain god or perform a sex act with an animal and then have to quit your job? OK, well maybe YOU didn't get that drunk but Australian Joel Monaghan did.


 Monaghan, a 28 year old Rugby player in the Australian League did just that this week while attending a year end celebration held by one of his teammates. During the party Monaghan found himself in a compromising position with his Canberra Raiders teammate's pet Lab and inspiration took over. While forcing the mouth of the dog onto his erect penis part-goers started flashing away with cell phones nd digital cameras. The result is below.
One week later the pictures hit the internet and all hell broke loose as team sponsors started to complain of the bestiality image circling around as the picture sparked controversy over the airwaves and on local television. Monaghan, one of the top paid ($250K yearly) and most celebrated athletes in the Australian League promptly held a press conference and forfeited his contract for the remainder of the season. In a prepared statement Monaghan stated "I accept total responsibility for what happened. It was a moment of madness, and while it was totally out of character, I have to cop the consequences. I'm disappointed that the photo was distributed, but I should never have put myself in that situation. It's something I will have to live with for the rest of my life." Now that the situation has been diffused, for now, Monaghan has decided to look for work in England's Super League. He will probably attempt to rebuild his public image and try and wash the stain that has attached itself to his career and then attempt a comeback in the Australian League in a couple of years. 


Now for all you wild kiddies make sure that you get the lesson for today...NO SEX WITH ANIMALS AT YOUR FRIENDS PARTY! Although it may hard try, try and try again to leave the pooch alone and maybe hit on a few girls instead.

4 comments:

  1. My favorite story is the one that hit the news a couple years ago about the guy in Wisconsin who saw a dead deer on the side of the road. So he pulled over and fucked it.

    Now, he was so overcome by animal lust (ba-dum-DUM) that he couldn't be bothered to move the animal from the shoulder of the road first...so he got caught and arrested.

    I would give my next paycheck to have overheard the conversation when he called his wife to come bail his ass outta jail for that.

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  2. lmao...what about this rugby genius that has a g/f model but he forces a dog to fellate him! Note to self:make sure all cameras and phones are not allowed in next human-animal sex party!!

    I know his g/f is so proud but at the same time confused! Pretty girl, great body, awesome in bed but b/f would rather stick his cock in a dogs mouth (and not just an guy woman described as a dog)!

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  3. hahaha. Love it. Can i give the Labrador a home? My missus wont do that for me.

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  4. dAlmAtiAn, Im sure the local ASPCA is looking for anew home for the Lab. You jut might get lucky! lmao Maybe the missus will learn what "doing whatever her man likes" is REALLY doing WHATEVER her man likes!!

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